19.08.2008, 05:27
1. When I was born, I got a choice - a big dick or a good memory. I can't remember what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings..."
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
6. Panties: not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: tri-weekly; try weekly, and try weakly.
8. Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many men still sleep with their wives!
9. Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
10. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
11. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
12. Question: What's an Australian kiss?
Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
13. Question: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
Answer: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesnt.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings..."
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
6. Panties: not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: tri-weekly; try weekly, and try weakly.
8. Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many men still sleep with their wives!
9. Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
10. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
11. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
12. Question: What's an Australian kiss?
Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
13. Question: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
Answer: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesnt.
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