19.10.2008, 09:11
The husband and wife were playing on the ninth green
when she collapsed from a heart attack. "Please dear, I need
help." she said.
The husband ran off saying "I'll go get some help."
A little while later he returned, picked up his club and
began to line up his shot on the green.
His wife, on the ground, raised up her head and
said, "I may be dying and you're putting?"
"Don't worry dear. I found a doctor on the second
hole who said he would come and help you."
"Then where the hell is he??"
"Hey! I told ya not to worry." he said, practice
stroking his putt. "Everyone's already agreed to let him
play through."
Die junge Ehefrau ist zu ihrer kranken Mutter gefahren.
Im Kuehlschrank findet der Ehemann einen Zettel: "Guten Appetit!"
- Unter dem Kopfkissen wieder ein Zettel: "Ich bin bald wieder da."
- Und dann in seinen guten Schuhen: "Du Schuft, wo willst du hin?"
when she collapsed from a heart attack. "Please dear, I need
help." she said.
The husband ran off saying "I'll go get some help."
A little while later he returned, picked up his club and
began to line up his shot on the green.
His wife, on the ground, raised up her head and
said, "I may be dying and you're putting?"
"Don't worry dear. I found a doctor on the second
hole who said he would come and help you."
"Then where the hell is he??"
"Hey! I told ya not to worry." he said, practice
stroking his putt. "Everyone's already agreed to let him
play through."
Die junge Ehefrau ist zu ihrer kranken Mutter gefahren.
Im Kuehlschrank findet der Ehemann einen Zettel: "Guten Appetit!"
- Unter dem Kopfkissen wieder ein Zettel: "Ich bin bald wieder da."
- Und dann in seinen guten Schuhen: "Du Schuft, wo willst du hin?"