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Die F.D.P. findet die Maengel an der A-Klasse nicht gravierend.
Schliesslich ist sie selbst auch schon oefters umgefallen.
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"Ok", sagte der Interessent, "Vermutlich werde ich diesen Bauernhof
kaufen.
Aber da, am Zaun, diese Bienenstöcke; ist das nicht gefährlich mit
diesen Bienen?"
"Nein", sagte der Bauer, "die sind völlig ungefährlich. Ich wette mit
Ihnen, wenn ich Sie hier nackt anbinde und mit Honig einschmiere, und
auch nur eine Biene tut Ihnen etwas zuleide, bekommen Sie den Hof
umsonst!"
Und so ließ sich der Interessent auf dieses ungewöhnliche Experiment
ein...
Am Abend kam der Bauer wieder, der nackte, honigbeschmierte Mann hing
völlig fertig in den Seilen."Um Himmels Willen", rief der Bauer,
"haben die Bienen Ihnen etwas angetan?"
"Nein", sagte der Interessent, "das ist es nicht. Aber haben die
Kälbchen keine Mutter?"
A Priest lost his pet rooster and couldn't find it no matter how many times he checked around his Parish. Frustrated, he decided to bring it up during his Sunday Mass. From the pulpit, he asked loudly, "Anyone got a cock?" All the men inside the Church stood up! "No, I mean, has anyone seen a cock?" All the women inside the Church stood up! "No, no, no...what I mean is...has anyone seen MY cock?" All the nuns stood up.
A beautiful young woman tearfully admitted to her doctor that after a year of marriage, her
husband had not yet made love to her.
The next day, she returned with her husband. The doctor tried to explain that he was not
fulfilling his marital obligations, but the husband was too stupid to comprehend.
"All right," said the doctor at last, "then I'll show you."
He then made passionate love to the pretty wife, and said. "That's what every married
woman needs at least twice a week."
"Yery well, doctor." the husband said, 'we'll come back on Friday for the second
treatment."
10 Things Men Know About Women:
1.)
2.)
3.)
4.)
5.)
6.)
7.)
8.)
9.)
10.) They have breasts.
A retired gentleman went to apply for Social Security. After waiting in line for quite a long
time he arrived at the counter. The woman behind
the counter asked him for his identification to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and
realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he seemed to have left his
wallet at home. "Will I have to go home and come back now?" he asks.
The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." He opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver
hair.
She says, "That silver hairon your chest is proof enough for me," as she processes his
Social Security application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the Social
Security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants-you might have qualified
for disability, too."
Die F.D.P. findet die Maengel an der A-Klasse nicht gravierend.
Schliesslich ist sie selbst auch schon oefters umgefallen.
-------------------------------------
"Ok", sagte der Interessent, "Vermutlich werde ich diesen Bauernhof
kaufen.
Aber da, am Zaun, diese Bienenstöcke; ist das nicht gefährlich mit
diesen Bienen?"
"Nein", sagte der Bauer, "die sind völlig ungefährlich. Ich wette mit
Ihnen, wenn ich Sie hier nackt anbinde und mit Honig einschmiere, und
auch nur eine Biene tut Ihnen etwas zuleide, bekommen Sie den Hof
umsonst!"
Und so ließ sich der Interessent auf dieses ungewöhnliche Experiment
ein...
Am Abend kam der Bauer wieder, der nackte, honigbeschmierte Mann hing
völlig fertig in den Seilen."Um Himmels Willen", rief der Bauer,
"haben die Bienen Ihnen etwas angetan?"
"Nein", sagte der Interessent, "das ist es nicht. Aber haben die
Kälbchen keine Mutter?"
A Priest lost his pet rooster and couldn't find it no matter how many times he checked around his Parish. Frustrated, he decided to bring it up during his Sunday Mass. From the pulpit, he asked loudly, "Anyone got a cock?" All the men inside the Church stood up! "No, I mean, has anyone seen a cock?" All the women inside the Church stood up! "No, no, no...what I mean is...has anyone seen MY cock?" All the nuns stood up.
A beautiful young woman tearfully admitted to her doctor that after a year of marriage, her
husband had not yet made love to her.
The next day, she returned with her husband. The doctor tried to explain that he was not
fulfilling his marital obligations, but the husband was too stupid to comprehend.
"All right," said the doctor at last, "then I'll show you."
He then made passionate love to the pretty wife, and said. "That's what every married
woman needs at least twice a week."
"Yery well, doctor." the husband said, 'we'll come back on Friday for the second
treatment."
10 Things Men Know About Women:
1.)
2.)
3.)
4.)
5.)
6.)
7.)
8.)
9.)
10.) They have breasts.
A retired gentleman went to apply for Social Security. After waiting in line for quite a long
time he arrived at the counter. The woman behind
the counter asked him for his identification to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and
realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he seemed to have left his
wallet at home. "Will I have to go home and come back now?" he asks.
The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." He opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver
hair.
She says, "That silver hairon your chest is proof enough for me," as she processes his
Social Security application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the Social
Security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants-you might have qualified
for disability, too."