14.01.2009, 23:24
The Royal Honeymoon
On the day of the wedding, Sophie was getting dressed, surrounded by all her family, and
she suddenly realised she had forgotten to get any shoes. Panic. Then her sister
remembered that she had a pair of white shoes from her wedding so she lent them to
Sophie for the day. Unfortunately they were a bit too small and by the time the festivities
were over Sophie's feet were in agony. When she and Edward withdrew to their room the
only thing she could think of was getting her shoes off.
The rest of the Family crowded round the door to the bedroom and they heard roughly
what they expected: grunts, straining noises and the occasional muffled scream.
Eventually they heard Edward say, 'God, that was tight.'
'There,' whispered the Queen. 'I told you she was a virgin.'
Then, to their surprise, they heard Edward say, 'Right. Now for the other one.'
Followed by more grunting and straining and at last Edward said, 'My God. That was even
tighter.'
'That's my boy,' said the Duke. 'Once a sailor, always a sailor.'
A married couple is on their sunday walk in the country when they come upon a field of cows.
All of a sudden, a massive bull comes along and jumps on the first cow he sees. Boom! As soon as he is done with the first he moves to the next and before long has made his way through the entire herd.
The wife sighs and says to her husband, "I wish men could be ready to go again as quick as that bull was."
"no problem", says the husband. "As long as we get to change cows each time."
On the day of the wedding, Sophie was getting dressed, surrounded by all her family, and
she suddenly realised she had forgotten to get any shoes. Panic. Then her sister
remembered that she had a pair of white shoes from her wedding so she lent them to
Sophie for the day. Unfortunately they were a bit too small and by the time the festivities
were over Sophie's feet were in agony. When she and Edward withdrew to their room the
only thing she could think of was getting her shoes off.
The rest of the Family crowded round the door to the bedroom and they heard roughly
what they expected: grunts, straining noises and the occasional muffled scream.
Eventually they heard Edward say, 'God, that was tight.'
'There,' whispered the Queen. 'I told you she was a virgin.'
Then, to their surprise, they heard Edward say, 'Right. Now for the other one.'
Followed by more grunting and straining and at last Edward said, 'My God. That was even
tighter.'
'That's my boy,' said the Duke. 'Once a sailor, always a sailor.'
A married couple is on their sunday walk in the country when they come upon a field of cows.
All of a sudden, a massive bull comes along and jumps on the first cow he sees. Boom! As soon as he is done with the first he moves to the next and before long has made his way through the entire herd.
The wife sighs and says to her husband, "I wish men could be ready to go again as quick as that bull was."
"no problem", says the husband. "As long as we get to change cows each time."