05.02.2009, 19:38
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Jetzt ist es durchgesickert.
Das amerikanische Militär hat seine künftige Strategie zur Zerschlagung des
Al-Quaida Netzwerks knapp & präzise formuliert.
Die neue Strategie lautet:
rm -rf /bin/laden
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Ein Reisender ist eben im Liegewagen der zweiten Klasse eingeschlafen, da
klopft von unten die Mitreisende an sein Bett:
"Mich friert so, wären Sie so freundlich, mir beim Schaffner eine Decke zu
holen?"
Der Geweckte erwidert: "Ich schlage Ihnen etwas viel Besseres vor: Wie wäre
es, wenn wir tun, als ob wir verheiratet wären?"
Sie: "Au ja!"
Er: "Gut. Hol' Dir deine Decke selbst..."
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Elserose kommt zu ihrer Schwester ins Zimmer.
Die ist ganz zerzaust und macht sich gerade zurecht.
Spoettischer Kommentar: "Na, war Dein Freund gerade
hier?"
"Nein, Deiner."
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Bill Gates hat doch Anfang Februar'98 bei einem Besuch in Brüssel auf
offener Strasse eine Sahnetorte ins Gesicht bekommen.
Hier das Nachspiel :-))
"Brussels police department, how may I assist you?"
"Uh.. yes.. I just got hit in the face with a cream pie."
"Okay, sir. Have you called the Brussels police department before?"
"No"
"Well, let me get a little information about you for our records. Your name?"
"Bill Gates"
"Country?"
"The USA"
"Native language?"
"English"
"Okay, sir. Your police department ID number is BP31415927. Please use
this number the next time you call. Now, you say you were hit in the
face with a pie?"
"Yes, I was just about to meet with the Belgian Prime Minister. One
person distracted me while another hit me with a cream pie."
"We've had other customers report that they were hit in the face with
a custard pie. Are you sure it was a cream pie?"
"Well, I have white stuff all over my face and I don't see any custard,
so I really don't think it was a custard pie."
"Have you visited the Prime Minister before?"
"Yes"
"Were you hit in the face with a pie then?"
"No"
"Hmm... have you visited any other Prime Ministers in the past month?"
"Yes"
"Any pies then?"
"No"
"Okay, well.. let's try something. Go outside the building and come
in again. I'll wait."
"Just a minute.." <several minutes pass> "Okay, I'm back."
"Did you get hit by another pie?"
"Of course not"
"Well sir, I don't know what could have caused the first pie, but it
looks like things are working fine now. I'll make a note of the problem,
though. If it happens again, please note the exact details of the
situation and call us again. Thank you for calling the Brussels
Police Department. <click>"
Jetzt ist es durchgesickert.
Das amerikanische Militär hat seine künftige Strategie zur Zerschlagung des
Al-Quaida Netzwerks knapp & präzise formuliert.
Die neue Strategie lautet:
rm -rf /bin/laden
-------------------------------------
Ein Reisender ist eben im Liegewagen der zweiten Klasse eingeschlafen, da
klopft von unten die Mitreisende an sein Bett:
"Mich friert so, wären Sie so freundlich, mir beim Schaffner eine Decke zu
holen?"
Der Geweckte erwidert: "Ich schlage Ihnen etwas viel Besseres vor: Wie wäre
es, wenn wir tun, als ob wir verheiratet wären?"
Sie: "Au ja!"
Er: "Gut. Hol' Dir deine Decke selbst..."
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Elserose kommt zu ihrer Schwester ins Zimmer.
Die ist ganz zerzaust und macht sich gerade zurecht.
Spoettischer Kommentar: "Na, war Dein Freund gerade
hier?"
"Nein, Deiner."
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Bill Gates hat doch Anfang Februar'98 bei einem Besuch in Brüssel auf
offener Strasse eine Sahnetorte ins Gesicht bekommen.
Hier das Nachspiel :-))
"Brussels police department, how may I assist you?"
"Uh.. yes.. I just got hit in the face with a cream pie."
"Okay, sir. Have you called the Brussels police department before?"
"No"
"Well, let me get a little information about you for our records. Your name?"
"Bill Gates"
"Country?"
"The USA"
"Native language?"
"English"
"Okay, sir. Your police department ID number is BP31415927. Please use
this number the next time you call. Now, you say you were hit in the
face with a pie?"
"Yes, I was just about to meet with the Belgian Prime Minister. One
person distracted me while another hit me with a cream pie."
"We've had other customers report that they were hit in the face with
a custard pie. Are you sure it was a cream pie?"
"Well, I have white stuff all over my face and I don't see any custard,
so I really don't think it was a custard pie."
"Have you visited the Prime Minister before?"
"Yes"
"Were you hit in the face with a pie then?"
"No"
"Hmm... have you visited any other Prime Ministers in the past month?"
"Yes"
"Any pies then?"
"No"
"Okay, well.. let's try something. Go outside the building and come
in again. I'll wait."
"Just a minute.." <several minutes pass> "Okay, I'm back."
"Did you get hit by another pie?"
"Of course not"
"Well sir, I don't know what could have caused the first pie, but it
looks like things are working fine now. I'll make a note of the problem,
though. If it happens again, please note the exact details of the
situation and call us again. Thank you for calling the Brussels
Police Department. <click>"