10.06.2009, 16:01
Definition of a Cow
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A big city school boy describes a cow something like this :
A cow is a completely automatic milk manufacturing machine. It is
encased in untanned leather and mounted on four vertical, movable
supports, one on each corner.
The front end contains the cutting and grinding mechanism, as well
as the headlights, air inlet and exhaust, a bumper and foghorn.
At the rear is the dispensing apparatus and an automatic fly swatter.
The central portion houses a hydrochemical conversion plant. This
consists of four fermentation and storage tanks connected in series by
an intricate network of flexible plumbing. This section also contains
the heating plant complete with automatic temperature controls, pump-
ing station and main ventilating system. The waste disposal apparatus
is located at the rear of this central section.
In brief, the externally visible features are: two lookers, two hookers,
four stand-uppers, four hanger-downers and a swishy-wishy.
There is a similar machine known as a bull, which shouldd not be
confused with a cow. It produces no milk, but has other interesting uses.
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A big city school boy describes a cow something like this :
A cow is a completely automatic milk manufacturing machine. It is
encased in untanned leather and mounted on four vertical, movable
supports, one on each corner.
The front end contains the cutting and grinding mechanism, as well
as the headlights, air inlet and exhaust, a bumper and foghorn.
At the rear is the dispensing apparatus and an automatic fly swatter.
The central portion houses a hydrochemical conversion plant. This
consists of four fermentation and storage tanks connected in series by
an intricate network of flexible plumbing. This section also contains
the heating plant complete with automatic temperature controls, pump-
ing station and main ventilating system. The waste disposal apparatus
is located at the rear of this central section.
In brief, the externally visible features are: two lookers, two hookers,
four stand-uppers, four hanger-downers and a swishy-wishy.
There is a similar machine known as a bull, which shouldd not be
confused with a cow. It produces no milk, but has other interesting uses.
Für jedes Problem gibt es eine Lösung, die einfach, klar und falsch ist.
(Henry Louis Mencken)
(Henry Louis Mencken)