02.07.2009, 06:17
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning.
The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her
ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped
his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded
to roll around in evident agony. The woman rushed down to the man
and immediately began to apologize. She explained that she was a
physical therapist: "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist
and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me!" she told
him earnestly.
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few
minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal
position still clasping his hands together at his crotch. But she
persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his
hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she
put her hands inside. After a short massage she asked him, "How
does that feel?"
To which he replied: "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like
hell!"
The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her
ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped
his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded
to roll around in evident agony. The woman rushed down to the man
and immediately began to apologize. She explained that she was a
physical therapist: "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist
and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me!" she told
him earnestly.
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few
minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal
position still clasping his hands together at his crotch. But she
persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his
hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she
put her hands inside. After a short massage she asked him, "How
does that feel?"
To which he replied: "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like
hell!"
Für jedes Problem gibt es eine Lösung, die einfach, klar und falsch ist.
(Henry Louis Mencken)
(Henry Louis Mencken)