16.10.2009, 16:48
Top Ten Indicators That Your Employer Has Changed To Obama's Health Care Plan
[10] Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
[9] Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
[8] The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgecicles.
[7] The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
[6] The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."
[5] Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
[4] "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typographical error.
[3] The only expense covered 100% is "embalming".
[2] Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
[1] You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape
[10] Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
[9] Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
[8] The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgecicles.
[7] The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
[6] The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."
[5] Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
[4] "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typographical error.
[3] The only expense covered 100% is "embalming".
[2] Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
[1] You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape