21.04.2010, 06:41
Jack goes to the doctor and says "Doc I'm having trouble getting my
penis erect, can you help me?" After a complete examination the doctor
tells Jack, "Well the problem with you is that the muscles around the base
of your penis are damaged. There's really nothing I can do for you except
if you're willing to try an experimental treatment."
Jack asks sadly, "What is this treatment?" "Well," the doctor explains,
"what we would do is take the muscles from the trunk of a baby elephant
and implant them in your penis." Jack thinks about it silently then
says, "Well the thought of going through life without ever having sex
again is too much, let's go for it." A few weeks after the operation Jack
was given the green light to use his improved equipment. He planned a
romantic evening for his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest
restaurants in the city. In the middle of dinner he felt a stirring
between his legs that continued to the point of being painful.
To release the pressure Jack unzipped his fly. His penis immediately
sprung from his pants, went to the top of the table, grabbed a roll and
then returned to his pants. His girlfriend was stunned at first but
then said with a sly smile, "That was incredible! Can you do it again?"
Jack replied with his eyes watering, "Well, I guess so, but I don't
think I can fit another roll up my ass."
penis erect, can you help me?" After a complete examination the doctor
tells Jack, "Well the problem with you is that the muscles around the base
of your penis are damaged. There's really nothing I can do for you except
if you're willing to try an experimental treatment."
Jack asks sadly, "What is this treatment?" "Well," the doctor explains,
"what we would do is take the muscles from the trunk of a baby elephant
and implant them in your penis." Jack thinks about it silently then
says, "Well the thought of going through life without ever having sex
again is too much, let's go for it." A few weeks after the operation Jack
was given the green light to use his improved equipment. He planned a
romantic evening for his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest
restaurants in the city. In the middle of dinner he felt a stirring
between his legs that continued to the point of being painful.
To release the pressure Jack unzipped his fly. His penis immediately
sprung from his pants, went to the top of the table, grabbed a roll and
then returned to his pants. His girlfriend was stunned at first but
then said with a sly smile, "That was incredible! Can you do it again?"
Jack replied with his eyes watering, "Well, I guess so, but I don't
think I can fit another roll up my ass."
Für jedes Problem gibt es eine Lösung, die einfach, klar und falsch ist.
(Henry Louis Mencken)
(Henry Louis Mencken)