12.10.2010, 19:25
Superman was flying around and had not much to do, so he visits
Spiderman and says: "Hi spidy, wanna go have a beer?" whereapon
Spiderman answers: "Sorry, my webshooter is clogged, I gotta clean
it, maybe another time."
So superman decides to go see Batman, entering the Bat Cave, he says:
"Hi Batman, what's up, wanna go have a beer?" Batman replies:
"Sorry superman, my Batmobil needs fixing, maybe another time."
Somewhat pissed he flies around and passes the Wonder Woman's
penthouse. Using his X-ray vision he sees her naked on the bed with
her legs spread wide open. He had always wondered how sex would be
with her, so he decides to go for a quickie. "I'm the fastest man
on earth, she'll never know what happened", he thinks to himself.
So he flies down and enters, and really satisfied is back up in the
air in no time. Only a moment later, Wonder Woman says:
"What the hell was that?". The Invisible Man climbs off her and
says: "I don't no, but it really hurt!"
Spiderman and says: "Hi spidy, wanna go have a beer?" whereapon
Spiderman answers: "Sorry, my webshooter is clogged, I gotta clean
it, maybe another time."
So superman decides to go see Batman, entering the Bat Cave, he says:
"Hi Batman, what's up, wanna go have a beer?" Batman replies:
"Sorry superman, my Batmobil needs fixing, maybe another time."
Somewhat pissed he flies around and passes the Wonder Woman's
penthouse. Using his X-ray vision he sees her naked on the bed with
her legs spread wide open. He had always wondered how sex would be
with her, so he decides to go for a quickie. "I'm the fastest man
on earth, she'll never know what happened", he thinks to himself.
So he flies down and enters, and really satisfied is back up in the
air in no time. Only a moment later, Wonder Woman says:
"What the hell was that?". The Invisible Man climbs off her and
says: "I don't no, but it really hurt!"