31.01.2011, 18:54
A 92-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'Bill, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'
Bill replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's helping me out. When I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, ‘poof!’ the light goes on. When I'm done, ‘poof!’ the light goes off.'
'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Bill's wife. ‘Glenna,' he says, ' Bill is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and ‘poof!’, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, ‘poof!’ the light goes off?'
'OH, MY WORD!' Glenna exclaims. 'He's peeing in the fridge again!!'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QfGwN53pRg
Bill replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's helping me out. When I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, ‘poof!’ the light goes on. When I'm done, ‘poof!’ the light goes off.'
'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Bill's wife. ‘Glenna,' he says, ' Bill is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and ‘poof!’, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, ‘poof!’ the light goes off?'
'OH, MY WORD!' Glenna exclaims. 'He's peeing in the fridge again!!'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QfGwN53pRg