06.02.2011, 09:38
Not politically correct, but funny!
Holistic Medicine
Muhammad the Pakistani came over from
Pakistan and he was only here a few months
when he became very ill. He went to doctor
after doctor, but none of them could help him.
Finally, he went to an old Arab doctor who said:
'Take dees bucket, go into de odder room,
make crap in de bucket, make pee on de crap, and den
put your head down over de bucket and
breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.'
Muhammad took the bucket, went into the
other room, crapped in the bucket, peed
on the crap, bent over and breathed in
the fumes for ten minutes.
Coming back to the doctor he said, 'It
worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong
with me?'
The doctor said ' You were homesick'
Holistic Medicine
Muhammad the Pakistani came over from
Pakistan and he was only here a few months
when he became very ill. He went to doctor
after doctor, but none of them could help him.
Finally, he went to an old Arab doctor who said:
'Take dees bucket, go into de odder room,
make crap in de bucket, make pee on de crap, and den
put your head down over de bucket and
breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.'
Muhammad took the bucket, went into the
other room, crapped in the bucket, peed
on the crap, bent over and breathed in
the fumes for ten minutes.
Coming back to the doctor he said, 'It
worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong
with me?'
The doctor said ' You were homesick'