19.12.2013, 16:55
A kid walks up to his dad... "Daddy, what does a vagina look like?"
His dad asks: "Do you mean before or after sex?"
Kid: "What's the difference?"
Dad: "Okay think of the most beautiful flower you've ever seen, with pink, symetrical petals, a thing of pure beauty... do you have that image in your head?" - "yes, daddy" - "Well son, that's what a vagina looks like before sex!"
Kid: "And what does it look like after?"
Dad: "Well... ever seen a bulldog who ate a jar of majonaise?"
His dad asks: "Do you mean before or after sex?"
Kid: "What's the difference?"
Dad: "Okay think of the most beautiful flower you've ever seen, with pink, symetrical petals, a thing of pure beauty... do you have that image in your head?" - "yes, daddy" - "Well son, that's what a vagina looks like before sex!"
Kid: "And what does it look like after?"
Dad: "Well... ever seen a bulldog who ate a jar of majonaise?"
Für jedes Problem gibt es eine Lösung, die einfach, klar und falsch ist.
(Henry Louis Mencken)
(Henry Louis Mencken)