20.12.2013, 08:13
"So you're able to carry shopping to a customer's car free of charge?" I asked the guy in Tesco this morning.
"Yes." he replied.
I said, "Can you carry mine for me?"
He said, "Sure."
As we walked across the entire distance of the car park, I suddenly stopped beside my motor and said, "I could've carried it myself but I'm a lazy bastard."
"I gathered that." he replied, "Here's your KitKat."
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My butler is such a dick.
He keeps telling me to "move out" and to call him "Dad".
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Last night my wife found me in the pub, threw a pint over my head, and called me a 'fucking cock'.
Every year she has to go and ruin our wedding anniversary.
"Yes." he replied.
I said, "Can you carry mine for me?"
He said, "Sure."
As we walked across the entire distance of the car park, I suddenly stopped beside my motor and said, "I could've carried it myself but I'm a lazy bastard."
"I gathered that." he replied, "Here's your KitKat."
---
My butler is such a dick.
He keeps telling me to "move out" and to call him "Dad".
---
Last night my wife found me in the pub, threw a pint over my head, and called me a 'fucking cock'.
Every year she has to go and ruin our wedding anniversary.
Für jedes Problem gibt es eine Lösung, die einfach, klar und falsch ist.
(Henry Louis Mencken)
(Henry Louis Mencken)