03.07.2016, 20:10
A lawyer is hunting on a farm in Louisiana. He shoots a duck and it falls dead over a fence on an adjacent farm. He begins to climb the fence to the other farm to retrieve the duck when he hears an old man yelling at him. The old man says this is my farm stay the hell off. The lawyer says I shot that duck and I am retrieving it. Old man says hell you are, its mine now, down here we operate under Napoleonic law. Lawyer says I will sue the hell out of you old man. Old man says, well under Napoleonic law you cant sue me, but we can play the kicking game. The lawyer is interested and asks what it is. Old man says, I kick you 3 times, you kick me 3 times til one of us quits. Lawyer looks the old man up and down and thinks I can take this old man so agrees to the kick game. Old man says, my property I kick first, jerks his leg back and with all his force kicks the lawyer square in the nuts dropping him to his hands and knees. Pain shoots throughout the lawyers body, and before he can recover the old mans boot catches him right across the face. The lawyer falls on his side, seeing stars in the distance, and then the old mans boot catches him right in the gut knocking the wind out of him. The lawyer has never been in this much pain but wont let an old man beat him so he slowly rises to his feet excitedly anticipating his turn to kick the old man. He looks at the old man and says, you got three, now its my turn old man. Old man says, I quit, take the fucking bird.
Für jedes Problem gibt es eine Lösung, die einfach, klar und falsch ist.
(Henry Louis Mencken)
(Henry Louis Mencken)