08.11.2006, 15:53
Two elderly couples where walking on a nice Sunday in a park. The two women where walking behind their husbands. One man said: "we where in a restaurant yesterday, where I had the most delicious meet ever". The other man was looking at him and wanted to know “what's the name of that restaurant?". "You know" replies the other "since I get older you have to help me out a bit". "What’s the name of the flowers, which grow on a thorny bush?" "Roses" said the other. "Yeah that's it" he turns around and shouts: " Hey Rose, what's the name of the restaurant we where yesterday?"
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Two old women sit on a bench together. The one: Have you just farted? The other: Of Course I Have, or do you think I always smell like this?
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Two old women sit on a bench together. The one: Have you just farted? The other: Of Course I Have, or do you think I always smell like this?
Für jedes Problem gibt es eine Lösung, die einfach, klar und falsch ist.
(Henry Louis Mencken)
(Henry Louis Mencken)